ADAM SANDLER WOULD APPROVE (AND YOUR TAN WILL TOO)

You didn’t just get the best spray tan of your life to throw on your ex’s hoodie.

That’s why we made spray tan–safe, oversized merch that’s cute and functional. No tight seams, no clingy fabrics, no tan tragedies. Just buttery-soft, Adam Sandler-coded comfort that keeps your color flawless and your vibe unbothered.

It’s giving: effortless, low-maintenance baddie.

Shop the merch. Save the tan.